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My Undead Mummy and Me

Song · Danny Jacob · 1 min · 104 words

The transcript of “My Undead Mummy and Me”, an episode of Danny Jacob. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Danny Jacob free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Wow! Let me tell you about my buddy, he's 3000 years old. He's wrapped in bandages and covered in moldy debris. My undead mummy in me. Mmm! If I've really ever tried to poke me in the eyes, I'll introduce a pew my decomposing guy in the flea.

I'll throw my undead mummy in me. All the kids at school are gonna have a conviction When they get a load of my funky Egyptian M.C. My undead mommy and me Yeah He's no dummy, he's chummy And he's my mommy My undead mommy and me My undead mommy and me Contact Mommy and Me

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