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Wizard of Gore

Song · Crispin Glover · 2007 · 2 min · 230 words

The transcript of “Wizard of Gore”, an episode of Crispin Glover from 2007. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Crispin Glover free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Let's get on with the film. My name is Ed Bigelow.

What you are watching is the end of my life as I knew it. Why do we even bother coming to this thing every year? This one with you. They say all the worlds are staged.

What do my show? Magic show? Yeah, it's worth a shot. You'll see how it all went to the devil. You! You! Think you're going. That's Kiam. Everyone knows Kiam. Joy and me. Mon-tog, the magnificent...

Ha-ha-ha! The Zahn Magician. This show is about what's on the inside. A grizzly illusion. What? Yes. Inside you. Did you feel something? Ed, turn on the TV to be the perfect friend. I am not the show last night.

Jake, are you sure it was a shark? It wasn't. The shark attack. Then meets the eye. Mr. Montag, I would love to speak with you after the show. Please, we are speaking. Speaking and the story has already begun, but as one man unmasse the truth Cecilia you guessed everybody knows Cecilia sit down you

die tonight behind the tricks Girl that got burned up with the show star not ten minutes ago on its lap I mean we know about Tetra to toxin talks reports came back on your two girls and showed massive doses and the both of them he may reveal the darkness

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