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The transcript of “Cool Yule from a Yuletide Fool”, an episode of Crash Cavanaugh. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Crash Cavanaugh free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I haven't showered you with diamonds, bought any yachts. I'm not to deny you anything. I suppose you have your little faults, what woman hasn't. Oh, what man, eat it for that matter. They're both pretty sensitive to people.
Maybe that's why it would be so much. Still, I don't think we're any worse than any other married couple. At least we have a safety valve, we can let off steam. Some of the others just carry it inside until the brake comes.
Now Blanche, I like it this way. And I love you more than anything on earth. Ja. I'll prove how much I love you. Where is that liver, rice pudding, whatever dish you make. It's never.
I'll eat every bit of it if it kills me. Let's go. Merry Christmas, darling. Merry Christmas. This is Billy Always wishing you happy holidays and the best that life has to offer. This is the season. My name is Wednesday. My partner is Frank Jones, the Chief is Captain Kellogg.
December the 24th Christmas Eve. They brought in a guy named Grudge. When I heard what they booked him on my blood ran cold. It was a 409-6325-096704. Not believing in Santa Claus. 4.35 pm. I was working the holiday watch at a homicide with Frank.
Hang up your stocking yet, Joe? Yeah, just before I come down. You too, Frank? Always do. I'm gonna early just in case I have to work late tonight. Wouldn't want to miss out when Santa Claus comes, you know.
Sure wouldn't. Be a shame. What you gonna do tomorrow, Joe? What you gonna do on Christmas? You're gonna do on Christmas, you got any plans? Nothing much. Why don't you come out of the house, Joe?
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