Monsters Go Disco

Shiba in the Mansion of the Doomed is so horrifying, we can't even hint at it on this radio station. Mansion of the Doomed is so shocking, it will never appear on television. Some films you see, some you feel, you'll feel mansion of the Doomed.

I'll never forget. The monster studios, how chomulated, Frank and Burry, and Boo Burry present the monsters go disco. It's Saturday night at Monster Mansion, and our friends Count Chocula, Frank and Barry, and Boo Barry are sitting around feeling frightfully lonely.

Let's join them and see if they find a cure for their Saturday night blues. Another Saturday night rolls around. Yes, Frank and Barry, it's hard to believe that three wild and crazy guys like ourselves sit home alone.

Really, Chocula, I'm bored silly sitting here at Monster Mansion. Well, maybe it's because you're a boring silly monster. Oh, thank you, pardon. Coophillos, what are we going to do to cure our Saturday night blues?

I've got the answer, Booberry. Let's go disco. Disco, where? Disco's here, disco's there. No, no, disco dancing. Oh, yes, I can see it now. I'm so light on my feet, I'll put you all night.

I'm so handsome. All the girls will hustle with me. After we learn to disco, it's goodbye to sitting home and Saturday nights. We will be the most popular monsters in town. So what are we waiting for? Let's go disco!

Off go the monsters to learn to disco. Will they burn up the floor when they put on their boogie shoes? Or will their Saturday night sizzle? Hm. Here we are at the hottest disco in town, the graveyard crew.