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What Two Animals Do You Always Go to Bed With First Comic - Beetle Baile

Comic Weekly Man · December 6, 1953 · 28 min · 4,300 words

The transcript of “What Two Animals Do You Always Go to Bed With First Comic - Beetle Baile”, an episode of Comic Weekly Man first broadcast December 6, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Comic Weekly Man plays Comic Weekly Man free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honey. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Pucks the comic weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello! Well, a little bit, Howdy, how are you today?

Thank You! Thank You! And You know what? What? Yeah. Oh, yes I might. Maybe. Perhaps possible. Are you ready? Ready. Why'd you go to bed with? Oh, that's easy. A teddy bear and a dog.

No, that's not the answer. Good day. Oh, excuse me. Well, a teddy bear and… No. All right. I gave up. What two animals do you always go to bed with? Two cams. Oh, so you have. You tricked me, you fooled me, you're throwing me out of the...

Puck the comic weekly very well. I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the comic weekly, and on the first page, under bringing up father, Beadle Bailey.

Magic red for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Toot me a toot, toot me a tweed, me a tweedle. Squeeze out music for Bailey the Beatles. Beatles hardball sergeant looks at himself in the mirror.

He sees his stomach is getting so big that it's hanging out over his belt. Oh, look at my stomach. I gotta cut down on Eaton. And a few minutes later, third picture top row he's in the mess hall, giving the cook orders about what not to feed him.

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