Starting School First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you, Happy Boys and Honey. Yes, boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the comic weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello. Well, little Miss Honey, how are you today?

I have to start the school again. Well, doesn't that make you happy? Oh, yes, yes, of course. It will be nice seeing all my schoolmates again, because some of them are away to camp, and no one others run trips, you know, and others run fuzzy places, you know.

So I didn't see them all the time during the kitchen, see? Yes, I see. And then there'll be your teacher, too, you know. Oh yes, I'm going to have a new one, and I understand she's very nice, and I'm anxious to meet her.

And I know you're anxious to learn a lot, and know things about the world, and about life. He has especially about life, and people, and what they do in different places. School is very interesting, especially the first part of the year when you just come back.

Well I'm glad to know that you're anxious to go to school again, and I hope you have a very successful year. Thank you. Now, could we please read the funny? Puck the comic weekly? Yeah.

Very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the comic weekly, and on the first page under bringing up Father Beatle Bailey.