Why is a Pig in the Parlor Like a House on Fire First Comic - Beetle Bai

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man And I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and the honeys Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time And here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness Right out of the pages of Pock the comic weekly straight into your living room

Your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man Hello? Hello? Hello. Hello! Hello. Hello? Well, little Miss Honey, how are you today? I'm just fine, and I've got another riddle. You do? Yes. Listen, why is the pig in the car, like a house on fire? Oh, that's very interesting. Why is a pig in the corner like

a house on fire? Uh, because, no? No, that can't be the answer. Uh ah? Because, no, that answer either. Because the furniture would be destroyed by its running around. No. Oh, this is a hard one. I give up. Why is a pig in the parlor like a house on fire? Because the sooner it's put out, the better. Oh, that's very sensible. As soon as you put a pig out

of the house, the better for the house. The sooner you put out of fire, the better for the house. Yes, and for you too. Very, very good. Now, can we please read the funny? the comic quickly? Very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly, and on the first page, under

bringing up father, Beedle Bailey. Maggie Grunts for the music, please. Very well, Melody. Don't me a tooten, tweak me, Tweedle. Squeeze out music for Bailey the Beatles. Today Beedle and his friend Killer are griping about life in the Army. Killer says, yeah, we'd probably get out of the army soon up they could get more guys to volunteer beetle answers.