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Halloween Costume First Comic - Beetle Bailey

Comic Weekly Man · October 25, 1953 · 28 min · 3,977 words

The transcript of “Halloween Costume First Comic - Beetle Bailey”, an episode of Comic Weekly Man first broadcast October 25, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Comic Weekly Man plays Comic Weekly Man free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to meet the funnies, to you happy boys and honey. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the comic weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello. Well, little Miss Pali. How are you today?

Where do you see me? Well I see you right now. I'm in the outfit. I bet you I'll scare you. Ah, you're too pretty. You could never scare me. No matter what outfit you wore.

Well, well, I should be asking you when I'm going to wear the outfit for you. Well, sure I'm going to ask you what you're going to wear the outfit for. Well, alright, ask it for me.

Alright. Are you ready? I'm more than me at least. Okay, what are you going to wear the outfit for? Halloween! Oh, that's right, Halloween will be here in just a few more days. Of course it's there.

And the sky will be full of witches and broomsticks and goblins on toads tools and toads tools and whistle-dackles. What's the whistle-dackles? Why, anybody knows that. I don't. Well, you look on Halloween, and I'm sure you'll see a whistle-dackle because they always come out on Halloween.

Oh, he is so angry. Oh, no, I'm not. If you look very carefully on the top rail, two fences from the corner of midnight pasture, you'll be surprised. Well, what I'll look with if I can find a place.

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