Eleven Days Before Christmas First Comic - Little Iodine

I'm the comic weekly man, the Jolly Comic Weekly Man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honey. Yes, boys and girls, it's Comic Weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness, right out of the pages of Puck the Comic Weekly straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man.

The jolly comic weekly ma... Hello hello! Hello! Little Miss Patty! How are you today? Oh, I'm so excited! We're getting so close to Christmas! Yes, that's right! Only eleven more days and you'll be opening your presents!

And I just can't wait to see what I'll get! Well, have you had any conferences with Santa Claus as his helper? Oh yes! I already have a long letter with three P.S.'s. Three P.S.'s? Yes!

Well, now that was some letter. What were the P.S.'s all about? I can't tell. Well, why can't you tell? Because it looks quite like Spire. Spire what surprise? Well, if you must know, you're one of the T.S.s.s.

Oh, I beg your pardon, then don't tell me a thing. I won't. But you please read me the funny, but anyway, won't you? Puck the comic weekly. Very well, I'll read that in just a moment.

But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now, here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly. And I know your answer to see what's happening to Prince Valu. Oh yes, because he's on a new mission for his father, King Edward.

Very well then, let's go past bringing up Father and Beatle Bailey, turn over the page, and here's a little iodine. Oh, could we please read the lardine first, since she's right next to Prince Vion?