Thanks for Valentine First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you, happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Putt the comic weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Hello! Well, little Miss Honey, how are you today? Oh, I'm just fine, thank you. How are you?

I'm fine too. Oh, thank you for your balance. Oh, and thank you very much for the one you sent me. Did you like it? Like the one I sent you? Oh, no, it was different.

Oh, you mean did I like the one? You mean like the one I sent you? Yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. It was very clever. Cupid sliding down the cloud under Toboggan, aiming the arrows straight at me.

I'm glad you liked it because I made it myself. You did? Yes. Why, I thought it was a famous artist who had made it. You did? Oh, yes. Did it look that good? It certainly did.

Well, thank you. You're welcome. Now, what can I do for you? Now, would you please read me the funny? Puck the comic weekly. Very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man.

Now, here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly. And on the first page, under bringing up father, Beadle Bailey. Bill Bailey. Magic words for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Help me a tooten, tweet me a quiggle, squeeze out music for Bailey the Beatles.