Costume for Halloween First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages, I've putt the comic weekly straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello Hello Miss Honey, how are you today?

I'm just fine, how are you? I'm wonderful too, and I've got the most wonderful costume. Costume for what? For Halloween! Oh yes, for Halloween. Why, you say that as though you haven't got your costume ready.

Well of course I have, but I didn't know you were talking about a Halloween costume. Well, why not? Well, it isn't very often that grown-ups put on costumes at Halloween. It's just usually the... No, I always do, because next to Christmas Halloween is my favorite time.

Well, next Christmas is my favorite time too. Except for my birthday, which comes next. Next to what? Next to Christmas. Oh, when is your birthday? Next November, on June. Next January? And my mother's is next February.

And I think it's going to be a broad-brick noon-like next on it. Oh, you say the funniest thing. Well, I know one thing. I'm going to have a wonderful time, Halloween night. So am I.

How are you going to get a supply? A goblin. What are you going to be? Oh, yes. Okay. I'll meet you on a broomstick right under the moon. Third cloud from the left. Okay, it's a date.