Train Riddle First Comic - Hopalong Cassidy

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the Comic Weekly straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Well, Little Miss Honey, how are you today? I'm just fine, just fine.

And how's your friend Bob? Just fine, just fine. You know what? What? I think he's found them. Why? Because I asked him a riddle and he didn't know the answer. Oh, that's terrible. What was the riddle?

Well, what comes with the train? Both with the train? There's no use to a train, but a train can't go without it. Oh, that's easy. Have you heard it before? No, no, I just figured it out now.

Oh, that Bobby certainly is a dumb one. What is it? I wouldn't want to take the honor away from you for answering such a hard riddle as that. How can I tell you? It's nice.

Yes, noise. Oh, that Bobby sure is a dumb one. Are you sure you have taken it out? Of course I did. Oh, that Bobby certainly is. Are you sure you know? Don't you think it's time to read the funnies?

Oh, yes. Puck the comic weekly. Alright, I'll read that in just a moment. All right, do let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck for Comic Weekly and on the first page, Hop Along Cassidy.

Magic works for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Six guns blazing as he thunders along. Give us music for Hop Along. There's been an outburst of robberies around the town of Buxby. The ringleader is a man called the chameleon because he always changes his disguise.