Rusty Riley Rides in Races First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man, and I'm here to pick the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic-weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Putt the comic-weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man. Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello, Miss Arnie! How are you today? I don't think I've ever been so anxious.

And what are you so anxious about? Well, today Rusty Rowley is supposed to ride in the race to try to win the thousand dollars so he can give the money to Mr. Jones. And then, that me, Mr. Marlowe, can't take her farm away from her.

And oh, I just can't wait to see if Rusty wins. Well, let's not waste any time at all. Let's start immediately. It wants right now fast. Please, quick, read me the time. Puck the comic weekly. Very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man.

Now here we go with Puck the comic weekly. And on the first page, under bringing up father, Beedle Bailey. Madity quits for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Toot me a toot and tweet me a quittle. Squeeze out music for Bailey the Beedle.

It's another typical day for Beedle Bailey in the Army. He and his pals are scrubbing up the barracks because today, the captain is going to inspect it. And if it isn't perfectly spick and span and cleaner than any boys or girls room in the country, the captain is going to be M.A.D., which spells furious.