Umbrella Riddle First Comic - Hopalong Cassidy

I'm the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man And I'm here to read the funnies to you, happy boys and honeys Yes boys and girls, it's comic-weekly time And here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness Right out of the pages of Puck the comic-weekly, straight into your living room

Your friend, the comic-weekly man The jolly comic-weekly man Well, a little Miss Honey, I'm here today You're fine, and I've got a riddle. I'm just fine too, so tell me the riddle. A six girls walked to school under one umbrella, and none of them got wet.

Well, the girls were small, and the umbrella was big. No. Lorraine came straight down on the umbrella, and the umbrella was right over their heads. No. Hmm. All right, I give up. Why? It wasn't raining.

Oh, that was a trick, Riddle. Now I've got one for you. What? What runs around all day and lays down at night with his tongue hanging out? The clock or spaniel? No. Some other kind of a glove?

Nope. Alright then, what is it? Your shoe. Ha ha ha ha ha! That's funny, the tongue of the shoe hangs out all night. It's very cute. Now will you please read me the funny? Puck the comic weekly.

Very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the comic weekly, and on the bottom of the first page, hop along Cassidy.

Magic works for the music please. Very well, my lady. Six guns blazing as you thunder so long. Give us music for Hoppe along! Hoppe, trying to find out who has been selling guns to the Indians, has followed a trail which leads him to a river town called Pike's Landing.