New Shoes First Comic - Hopalong Cassidy

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you, happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness, right out of the pages of Puck the Comic Weekly,

straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Well, little Miss Sunny, how are you today? I'm just fine. Look, I've got a new pair of hues.

Oh, isn't that nice. I love the little black bow. Oh, so do I. And it always stays tight, so I don't have to tie it. Oh, that's very convenient. Yes, it is, isn't it? Yes, it is, isn't it?

Be careful when you're polishing it, though, so you don't stain that bow. Oh, no, I won't. But speaking of shoe polish, if two and one is shoe polish, and three and one is oil, what is four and one?

Mm. Picker-red jickery. That's a tough one. I give up what is four and one. Five! Ha ha ha ha ha! That's a good one, you tricked me that time. Now will you please read me the funny?

Puck the comic weekly? Very well I will in just a moment, but before I do let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the comic weekly, and on the first page of the first section, Hop Along Cassidy.

Magic words for the music please. Very well, my lady. Six guns blazing as he thunders along. Give us music for Hop Along. Keep on the heart of the Colorado Rockies, the climber carefully picks his way up the sheer face of a lofty mountain side, high above the swiftly flowing Arkansas River.