Circus Visit First Comic - Hopalong Cassidy

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the Comic Weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Oh, a little bit sunny. How are you today?

Oh, I'm fine. And I had the most fun this week. What did you do to have the most fun? I went to the circus and I saw all kinds of animals. Oh, isn't that wonderful?

Yes, I just love animals, especially elephants. Especially when they blow water through their noses like a fountain. Yes, I love elephants too. Oh, and I know a riddle too that I heard the circus. Good.

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? Umm... Well, one's bigger than the other. That's true, but that's not the right answer. Umm... Well, what is the right answer? An elephant has fleas, but the fleas doesn't have elephants.

Ha ha ha! That's very good! Now fleas eat me the funny... Puck the comic weekly! Very well, I will in just a moment, but before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly, and on the first page, up along Cassidy.

Magic words for the music, please! Very well, my lady. Six guns blazing as he thunders along. Give us music for Happellong! A telegraph man was attacked by a mountaineer and his dog because the mountain people didn't want anyone putting in a telegraph line.