Spring is Here First Comic - Hopalong Cassidy

I'm the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic-weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Buck the comic-weekly straight into your living room, your friend the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man. Little Miss Adi, how are you today? Oh, I'm just wonderful, cuz spring is here. Everything's turning green, the birds are singing, school's gonna be over, flowers are beginning to flower, blossoms are beginning to blossom,

and the... And butterflies are beginning to butter, yes, you certainly are happy, aren't you? If you'll just read me the funniest it'll make, everything perfect. Pop the comic weekly, very well I will in just a moment, but before I do, Let's listen to this nice man.

Well, now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly, and on the top of the first page... Hopper-long Cassidy! ...which we will read right away. Magic words for the music, please. Very well, my lady.

Stakes, guns, blazing as he thunders along. Give us music for Hopper-long. Rescued from the bog by the sheriff, Hoppy and his pals have written to the tax assessor's office to get vain. The brains of the gang.

Stelfully, Hopper enters the office. He sees Vayne going through the files. Vayne says, you know, is that you, Sloot? Hoppy replies, not this time, Mr. Prentiss Vayne, alias PB. Vayne whirls around, first picture next row, and stammers.

No, Cassidy, I thought you were dead. Sloot and his boys did their best, but luckily the sheriff showed up in time to pull us out of the oil bog. California says, Man, as for your paid killers, you're running like scared rabbits with a porsey breathing down your mix.