Man With Bread in His Mouth First Comic - Snookums

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the comic weekly straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Hello! Hello! Well, little Miss Honey, how are you today?

I feel fine, how are you? I am fine too. You know I saw the funniest thing a little while ago. I saw a man standing on the street corner with a piece of bread and butter in his mouth, waiting for the traffic jam.

Funny! Imagine a man with a better and better mouth waiting for the traffic jam! Funny! I didn't think it was that funny, but I'm glad that you think so. Now I'm eating something else's money, the money!

I will but first use that nice man with something interesting to say Now here we go with Puck the comic weekly and at the top of the first page And we'll read that right away So while everybody please get their funny paper spread out to the first page I got mine And if anyone hasn't got Puck the comic weekly with him today

Be sure to have your daddy your mommy get it next week so you can follow the comics with us now here We go with snuck them magic words for the music please very well my lady Diddle-diddle-doo, wick-a-mack-a-mookums!

Let's have a little tune for a little Snookums! Ha-Chi comes home! Alright! I'm home early! Where's Snookums?! Rosie tells Archie to be quiet, that Snookums is falling asleep. Archie answers last picture, top rope. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know, but I'll be quiet, but he likes to have me sing him to sleep!