11- Cartoon - Girl On A Date

I am more crumb crumb special all the more! As the club car special pulls out of the station, we sink into our comfortable seats and open up to the Marchive events and city life section of our newspaper.

This section appears in Hurst Sunday newspapers throughout the country and presents an all-star lineup of American humerus. Will Rogers, author, bugbear, milk, gross, O.O. McIntyre, Sam Helman. Not to mention the gay sparkling cartoons drawn especially for this section by the foremost comic artists.

Here we go and let the last fall where they made. Well, at the top of our March of Events and City Life section we find a cartoon showing a pretty young girl entertaining a very distinguished looking visitor.

Unless my eyes deceive me, he seems to be an army officer of high rank. Oh, Major Me? I do wish you all would tell me more about just real and experience. Are you quite sure you aren't getting bored?

Why, Major. How could you say such a thing? You don't know what it means to a poor weak little girl like me, to meet a big brave man like you. Oh, I have gotten around a bit, I suppose, but it's all in the D's work.

And just look at all those beautiful metals you have, all over your chest, too. Wherever did you get them? Oh, they're half of what I have at home, not half. I like that big one there with a ribbon on it. Where'd you get that one, Major?

Oh, I had a bit of a run-in with the riffs down in Africa. I managed to come out top dog and that decoration fell over. And where did you get that one? Let me see.