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03- Cartoon - Fire Department

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All vote, subcarl special, all vote! Today we offer the third program in a new series called the Club Car Special.

It brings you a radio dramatization of the March of Events and City Life section of the Hearst Sunday newspapers throughout the country. In this section you will find the cartoons and writings of America's most popular humerits, Rogers, the author of Buck's Fair, O.O. McIntyre, George A.D., and many others.

Let's climb on board the Club Car Special, settle down in the Big Easy Chair and watch the world go by with a great big laugh. The first thing we see is we turn to the March of Events City Life section of our Hearst newspaper is a snappy cartoon.

He heads with a picture of him in a municipal fire company. The Chief seems to be mad as hops. Anyway he's doing a lot of hopping up and down, gathered around him or a lot of smoke-eaters standing flat footed while he gives them a piece of his mind.

Oh look, you, Moses. What is this, a fire department or an old lady's home? Are you guardian to the public safety? Are you just a lot of stuff, Church? Answer me that. Well, look, Chief, didn't we put out all the fires, okay?

I don't care how many fires you put out. What do you talk about? We saved the 14 of lives of this week, Chief. I don't care if you save Peggy Joyce and all her husband.

We rescued all their elephants when the circus burned down. I don't care if they saved all the elements in Africa. Well, what's the matter, Chief? If you're not care about a foot and out of fires and a saving of lives and a rescue and elephants, so what do you care about that?

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