08- Cartoon - Police Station

All aboard club car special. All aboard. All aboard. All aboard. All aboard. All aboard. Again we board the club car special and sink into a comfortable chair and open our newspaper to the March of Events and City Life section.

A section written by America's front Frank Humerus and which appears in all her Sunday newspapers throughout the country. Today we'll chuckle with such masters of Mirth as Will Rogers, Sam Hellman, author, Bugs, bear, ol' MacIntyre, milk, gross.

And as an added feature, you'll find smart, sophisticated cartoons drawn by the cream of America's humorous artists. What a section. Let's go. Now just for a starter, here's a cartoon showing a scene in the Big City Police station.

The sergeant is behind the desk and a patrolman has just entered breathlessly. Hey, Sarge, you know that no traffic cup we got? Yeah, what's he done now? Well, he just made a big pinch. Sixteen guys.

That's about time he did something. What did he pick him up for? I don't know yet. He's unloading him from the wagon now. Where? Here he comes now. Come on, you fellas. Come on now. Stand up in front of the sergeant there.

Hello, sergeant. I brought you some prisoners. Say, what is this? What did you arrest these men for? Well, they were breaking the law. Why, you must be crazy. These men are firemen. Yeah, I know, but they were right in the grave. Big truck.

Yeah, what of it? Well, you see, Sergeant, there was parking right in front of a fireclog. All aboard club calls, Faisal, next stop off above bat. All aboard! Not only excitement in the Herst Sunday newspapers is on the front page these days, readers are turning with feverish interest to the March of Events and City Life section