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9x-xx-xx 89 Passing

Claybourne · 6 min · 490 words

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Is anybody there? Please help me! These robs are so tight! What if Troy doesn't come back? I could starve to death.

I don't like anyone can hear me. What's that? Hello? Somebody there? Oh shit. Don't tell me not the town in front. Oh my god. Why the long face, Mike? I'm too creamy, it's not well. Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that.

What's wrong? Hard to say. That's a mighty thing. No, don't worry about it. Maybe you need something to take your mind off it. Like what? You could look after things here while I have a smoker.

Zeto. Sure. Thank you too long. Thanks, Mike. You're a honey. So are you. What can I get you, sir? Won't be long now. Seems a shame something so beautiful has to die. Nobody said that about me in a long time.

I was talking about the whale. Who are you calling him whale? Heh heh. He's very funny checking my tongue like this. We've always kept a sense of humour about tapoo things. Helps ease the pain.

It's better than the alternative. Blubbering like two old idiots. I think there's enough blubber here already. Oh, Queenie! It's terrible! This is it, matter. It's time has come. It's dying a noble death. May your passing be a peaceful one.

This is so weird. I mean who built this trap?

Robin Hood? What is that I'm sitting on? My kiss. Hello, are you? Sizzles for Africa. Look who I caught. That's what I caught. Ah! Where did you come from? You're supposed to be dead! Those reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Eh? Well, how about leaving you down from here? Not just yet. Where's my money? How should I not? Don't play stupid with me, okay? You were there when I killed Frank and Edith. I heard you.

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