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Catalog Shopping

Claudia · January 20, 1949 · 14 min · 2,362 words

The transcript of “Catalog Shopping”, an episode of Claudia first broadcast January 20, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Claudia free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Your Coca-Cola bottler presents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke and now Claudia oh Isn't this a wonderful night for sitting home by the fire Anything you want David for settled on?

Nope, no saying. As soon as I light my pipe, I'm... ...several fine. Certainly easy to please, darling. Oh, it's lovely, just the two of us. So cheap too. What's so cheap? What? No, an evening at home.

No. I like it better than any other evening in the world. You do, huh? All for nothing. Except for the initial investment in upkeep. Well, cheaper is why you like it better. Of course! matter of fact, it reminds me there is something I want. Oh, here I am. Not you, Bill. The series robot catalog. Oh, you hand it over to me? What for? What do you

think for? I don't know what for? Look up a telephone number. What for? Are you really going to buy something? I told you I'm going to look up a telephone number. What are you going to buy? Go on. Tell me what you're going to buy.

Questions, questions, questions, all the time, questions. Do they sell questions in the series robot catalogs and stainless steel. I have heard they sell everything. Here's your beloved catalog. What are you gonna buy? See now if you want to look in the series robot catalog with me I don't mind. Oh that's sweet. Well sit on the sofa so I

don't have to breathe down your neck. Well well you're getting trained. Now there I'll tear out the order blank from the back of the book. You got a pencil? I bet you anything, it's something for the barn.

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