Explaining Insurance

Your Coca-Cola bottler presents Claudia Claudia based on the play and novels by Rose Franken brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday By your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself Have a Coke And now Claudia Darling, I hope you didn't mind my asking Roger up to dinner mind. Why should I mind? I should say not I'm glad he's coming

Well, that's not a good respect for you. Well certainly, but I didn't expect such enthusiasm. I thought wives weren't supposed to appreciate unexpected companies. I don't know about otherwise, but this wife does. He loves unexpected companies, it isn't expected.

I'm certainly a lucky fellow. You may be a lucky fellow, but your also all fellow with some soap behind his left ear. Where? Here. Now, out of my way, I want to put on my camera.

I'm tired. David, how come you invited Roger anyway? I mean, I think it's funny you see him all day at the office. Is it something special? I thought you said you were glad he was coming.

Well, I am. That doesn't have anything to do with it. I just wondered. Just what? I just was wondering if it was about anything special. Anything wrong with that? No. I'm saying. Oh, listen, David.

We're going to have to sit right down at the table when he comes. Or my leg of lamb will taste like a wooden leg. It's probably him now. He. He what? He is at the door. I know it. That's why I'm answering it. I give up. You'll never talk correctingly. What did I say wrong now?

Hello. Hello Roger. Roger. Can you understand what I say when I talk? Most of the time. You see David, he understands. He's a mind reader. I'm frightfully hungry. We'll wait till after dinner and then we'll decide about those barns. I've been looking forward to it all afternoon.