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Four For Lunch

Claudia · January 25, 1949 · 13 min · 2,633 words

The transcript of “Four For Lunch”, an episode of Claudia first broadcast January 25, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Claudia free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Your Coca-Cola bottler presents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke And now Claudia Well mama we certainly got a table without waiting very long in way to talk always so accurate mama

Oh, well I guess I'll sit down and Roger David can sit between us. They're certainly taking their time about checking their hats. Great conversation going on between them and the half-check girl. I'm not grudging. Knowing the half-check girl is just the sort of thing that gets a prisoner table and a crowded restaurant without waiting.

I thought that coming in at the height of the lunch hour we'd never get seated. Oh, so don't. Oh, Mr. Killian. Well, seems to be quite the man of our time. Oh, Mr. Killian is the kind of a man about town that has a restaurant all his own.

a barber all his own, a tailor all his own. He's very correct, but I'm very fond of him. Say, Mama, where do you put your pocketbook when you're sitting at a restaurant table? On my lap, of course. What's this, a sift plutterton precarious? And napkin slips off.

My knees aren't happy. Your life is very complicated. I know. And it's you who makes it complicated. Here we go again, being blamed for everything. Well, you insist on moving back to New York. So what happens?

I have to make trips into town, I wouldn't have to make other one. And how you hated high heels, pocketbook, crowd, and luncheons in swanky restaurants. Wait to eat, I'm starving. You're the man now.

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