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An Available Apartment

Claudia · November 21, 1947 · 14 min · 2,185 words

The transcript of “An Available Apartment”, an episode of Claudia first broadcast November 21, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Claudia free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Your Coca-Cola bottler presents Claudia Claudia based on the original stories by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke and now Claudia Just when we were settled down

Who do you think it is? I hope it isn't anybody you mean you hope is nobody Yes, I guess so. I'm in the middle of a darn. In that case, why don't you just let it ring?

We'll act as if we're out. That would be dishonest. I'm going. Come back here now. What's dishonest about it? Sorry, Dora. Let it ring his head off. It might be opportunity ringing. Opportunity knocks. If we don't answer it now, whoever it is will go away.

Good, good. Dave, it's like not answering the phone. Only worse because it can't be a wrong number. force yourself, darling, teach you some discipline. I don't want discipline. I just want to know who it is.

I'm going. You are a weak-minded bride. All right, I'm weak-minded, and I'm proud of it. Nobody there. Who was it? Now you see, they went away. You beast. Now we'll never know. Good. Come on, sit down.

We'll resume our peace and quiet. You may be able to resume it, but I won't. I'm on pins and needles. Fine. You can use them on my socks. You really can forget all about it.

That doorbell's gonna ring in my head all night. Put on air muffs. Out, Dave. Now let's see what page is I on. Hmm, here we are. This is a fascinating book on architecture and concrete.

Oh. I wanna get it read by morning. Oh, Dave. We always gonna be happy like this. We are. You know, marriage is easy. You think so? Mm-hmm. All you have to do is love the person you're married to.

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