The Mayor Discusses A New School

Your Coca-Cola bottle represents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke and now Claudia Makes me homesick My country tisily You know sometimes you make me feel it if I had nothing married you you would still be at school

Learning my reading writing and arithmetic. I'm pretty good at reading and writing and pretty bad at arithmetic Well, it's a man's work anyway Say to mr. Reynolds say to meet him in front of the school at nine o'clock. That's what he said Well he's late. Select, man, you know that really is a funny name to call up. David,

just what would you call Mr. Reynolds? What he is? Mayor, I guess. Well then, why do you call it? They don't like calling Mayor. Because in the early days when they were really practicing democracy up here in New England, they didn't like titles. They didn't like men to get too big for their breaches.

David, Mr. Select, man, Mayor of East Park Reynolds has arrived. Hey, Mr. Nodden, Mr. Nodden. Good morning, Mr. Reynolds. Hey, well, you get on time, certainly my people who I punctual... We were waiting for you.

You say that pleasant, ma'am, but you said like I was late. But George, I am late. Five minutes past nine. I got held up on Mort Tucker down the street. Mort's out of work and his wife was out of vitals and his kids is out of shoes and Mort was out to go fishing.

I exchanged him a shovel for his fishbowl and set him on the town truck. Now Mrs. Mort Tucker will have something to eat besides fish, and the little tacos will have to... And the town of Eastbrook will get some roadmending done.