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Jared Asks A Favor

Claudia · January 19, 1949 · 14 min · 2,507 words

The transcript of “Jared Asks A Favor”, an episode of Claudia first broadcast January 19, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Claudia free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Your Coca-Cola bottler presents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribe Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke and now Claudia David where'd you learn how to milk a cow? I just do what comes to me naturally

Well you certainly do milk beautifully. Not a bit like an architect. Just look at the contended look on Majesty's face. Our cows always look contented while being milked. Oh darling, you're too modest. Majesty, he does milk beautifully, does mean.

No, I have to see. She's so contented she doesn't even answer. There we are, girl. That's that. You mean that's all? That's all. All right, push side Majesty. Come on over. Come on. Whole bucket.

old bucket for yourself second-milking today you're doing fine uh... to fine that you see this intense you can't you dry up a little you have to overdo and they don't give her any ideas that you know don't you think it'd be better to sort of to give us a nice average of say

old pen court today all year round instead of twenty court for a few months and then nothing at all that is not the way majesty does it David, why don't you teach me how to melt majesty?

Next time, she's all finished now. Next time, next time. Fritz will be here next time. I don't think it looks very difficult to milk a cow. It is a very special skill in talent. You say that because you know how and I don't.

Mm-hmm. Well, suppose we better get back to the house. Yeah, give me that fail. Tolly, all this milk. Majesty, you're a most generous cow. Yeah, put that towel back on the hook, would you, darling?

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