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Moving Day

Claudia · October 10, 1947 · 14 min · 2,635 words

The transcript of “Moving Day”, an episode of Claudia first broadcast October 10, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Claudia free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Your Coca-Cola bottler presents Claudia Claudia based on the original stories by Rose Franken brought you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke And now Claudia Ten minutes after nine that movie man's late movie men are always late one of their principles

was never to let the person was moving, no, whether they're going to arrive or not. But they do arrive. Twelve minutes late. They're always traveling at flames. I'm so nervous. I've never moved into my own apartment before.

Needed a dive, I had one. You know what you're going to take with you? Oh, certainly I made a list of everything. Don't forget those four barrels of wedding presents in the hall. Four barrels and one cereal box.

There wasn't room for Aunt Louise's present in the barrels. I had to pack it separately. Oh, there's the moving man now. He's only 11 minutes late. That makes him one minute early. I got everything out of that room lady, not much space left in the van.

Oh dear, we have room for the four barrels in the hall. Lady, it's a small van when you called up yesterday. You said you had just a few pieces, so the boss sent me down alone in the small van.

There's no room for them four barrels. I practically moved the whole house by myself. That's what I thought I was wearing presents during those four barrels. Can't make it this trip lady. I'll pick them up Monday.

You didn't have it packed so good either. You had two silver pots and a cereal box. Could have got dented. I put in a wooden box instead. Oh, thank you. That was at Louisa's present.

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