The Kittens

Your Coca-Cola bottle presents Claudia Claudia based on the original stories by Rose Franken Draw to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself Have a Coke and now Claudia Now that I've been fortified by a strong cup of coffee my love Oh, was it too strong, my love?

A chop. Would you mind explaining why you tickled me all night? I didn't. You tickled me all night long. You hardly let me sleep a wink. I was only trying to see if you had a temperature.

It felt remarkably like tickling. Oh. Did you think I was going to change my temperature every five minutes? You did. I wanted to be the first to know. Hey darling. What? Do you have to go to the office today?

I do. Please get that look out of your eye. Oh, no. any fever did you take it i didn't have to take it and got a little cold in the head and you're making it into a milestone of medical history and medical history will tell you it's best to take care of a

cold when you first get it old doctors always exaggerate their business they have to besides i haven't stayed home in bed since i was eight years old nothing to be so proud of really david the way you look what's the matter the way i look Well, personally, I like you better without circles on your eyes.

Oh, David, please stay home. I promise not to bother you. But there is nothing wrong with me except a little cold. God bless you. Ditto. It's quite a big cold. Oh, listen, stop pretending I'm only family.