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Will Actress Claudia Stage a Comeback

Claudia · May 25, 1948 · 14 min · 2,444 words

The transcript of “Will Actress Claudia Stage a Comeback”, an episode of Claudia first broadcast May 25, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Claudia free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Your Coca-Cola bottler presents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself Have a Coke and now Claudia talk to the office in the chain like this every morning David neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Mike stays this courier from the swift completion of his appointed task. And then snowed a rained of gloom since we've been living in Eastbrook, dope. Well, you get picked. I do. Walking to the office and back to the station, keep me in shape.

What shape? For what? For all of your questions, Mrs. Naught. That's telling her, David. Thank you, Mother. Oh, it's so warm in New York. It sounds so busy, I like. busier than Connecticut sounds. That's a different and busy. Frankly, I much prefer the sounds of crickets, cows and roosters, to buses, horns and screeching breaks. Nobody said you

had to come to town with it. I know, but I didn't cherish the idea of being relegated to home just like another of your pets. Religated. Now, that's a nice fancy word. Bluff, Shakespeare and Mama. What's do you like best, David? Your dog, your cat or your mother-in-law. Me of course, I'm the biggest. And the most intelligent. By a narrow margin.

My such flattery. Oh, are you going to drop in and see Aunt Louise and Mama? This afternoon while you're... Oh, while I'm having my hair cut. I thought you were so proud of the fact that you cut it yourself. I do usually. But this time I just thought I'd have it done.

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