Love For Lottie

Your Coca-Cola bottler presents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself Have a Coke and now Claudia Certainly wish I could type like a lot of stuff wishing it's time you were on your way

Bobbi. Alright, alright, alright, I'm going. Don't rush me. This happens to be a place of business. David, it's such a lovely office. You make it sound so sassy. A place of business. Frankly Claudia, I hate see you though.

I think this office needs female charms such as only you can contribute. You talk to Purdy Roger. Remember, you have lies. Lottie is not the same. Well, I think she's wonderful. I agree she's wonderful in her way, but she is not the same.

Everybody's never the same. It's a good thing too. One Claudia is as much as the world needs. Darling, you're so flattering. Frankly though, I wish her a more like Lottie. Good heaven, in what way?

She's so efficient. She is that. She's as efficient as an adding machine. I know, I know, I'm horrible with adding. She's not as efficient as an adding machine. She's as efficient as a tornado. She's sitting right outside the door so talk louder.

Why don't you build up? She can't hear us and if she can, all right. Because I admit she's wonderful. As a secretary. I think you're both very lucky men to have Lottie in your office.

Attractive, amusing, loyal, marvelous. And a mouth that never stops working. If she's not chewing word, she's chewing gum. Roger hides his immense affection for Lottie behind harsh words. I know. We wouldn't part with her for a million.