The Leaky Faucet

Your Coca-Cola bottle represents Claudia Claudia based on the original stories by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself Have a Coke and now Claudia Didn't this is all washed and put away. Oh David the faucet in the kitchen stupid you said you fixed it. Hmm

There's an article here in the paper about a man who shot his wife because he tickled him when he was trying to sleep. Oh come on stop laughing you, you know you like being tickled.

The latest code about being married is, I don't know there's so many nice parts that I can't make up my mind which are like this. Why don't you stop prowling around the room, sit down and sew some buttons on something.

And what for instance? shirt for instance. The shirt buttons are buttons, all your shirt cat buttons on them. Remind me to tear them off. All good housewives are supposed to sew buttons on shirts while their husbands read the evening papers.

I feel a housewife knew without throwing on buttons. What's the opposite of housewives? Unhousewives. I mean for a man. House husband. Now shut up. I will shut up. I feel like talking. No, go ahead.

Say it, get it over with. Oh, David, you look so husbandly sitting in that chair, smoking your paper and reading your pipe. Trying to read my pipe? Who's trying? The light bag? No, the acoustics.

I don't insult easily. No, but aren't you tired of talking after making all that dinner day? No. Why don't you sit down there anyway, huh? Oh, let's share this to our uncomfortable. Well, let's talk about a bit of heavy, man.