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The Salmon Mousse

Claudia · October 20, 1947 · 14 min · 2,259 words

The transcript of “The Salmon Mousse”, an episode of Claudia first broadcast October 20, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Claudia free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Your Coca-Cola bottle presents Claudia Claudia based on the original stories by Rose Franken brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor Who bottles Coca-Cola? Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke And now Claudia Expecting anybody else

That all you have to say? No, but are you all right? Fine. It's not so early. Isn't it? It's 10 minutes after six. Are you sure I thought it was about four o'clock? Well, here's my watch.

Look at it if you don't believe me. David, I've lost two hours someplace. Probably someplace in the kitchen. You look nice. Well, does that surprise about it? Mm, smells good too. Like it, new kind of soap I bought.

I mean from the kitchen. I might have known I placed second fiddle to the stove. Only at dinner time, darling. It'll taste even better. What's on the stove, I mean? How do you know? I sampled. It's two kinds of soup. What'd you say?

You heard me two kinds of soup. That's what I thought you said. By mistake, I got two different kinds, and I was too busy to go back, so I combined. You'll like it much better than separately. If you say so. Now look, you've got hurry, darling. Here, I'll hang up your coat.

Mom will be coming in a few minutes. I'd like you to be ready at the same time as the chicken. I shall pluck my beard, So I figured, based myself in the shower, season myself with aftershave lotion, and come out perfectly done, ready to serve with the chicken.

I got an extra parsley for your button-all! Excellent! I look lovely in parsley. Anything I can do to help? Not a thing! You certainly cleaned up today. But Tucker never saw his living room shining like this.

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