Bulb Snatching

Your Coca-Cola bottler presents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke and now Claudia Not so early more at 10 o'clock It was earlier when we started.

Oh, there are always so many last-minute things to do. Goodnight to the baby, goodnight to mama. You're the turdliest. Well, the longer you talk, the longer you'll take, and the less-early-ish it'll be. Oh, you're so right. So right, Dad.

But never fear, I'm getting there. Remember the story of the turtle and the rabbit? It happens. It was a tortoise and a... and a... you've got me confused now, and a hair. Tortoise and a hair?

You certainly must have gone to a very snooty to honestly taught us in here sometimes. I think you never went to school I did though had to you never know it no grammar. No math your heart never read a book. I already ever had the time Excuse for instance now the perfect time to read a book right now right now. I am going to bed

Exactly what I mean. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what I'm talking about I know. Has ever occurred to you that reading in bed is one of the greatest luxuries of all time?

Frankly, no. I thought it was nice. What's so wonderful about reading in bed? I prefer sleeping in bed. So I've noticed. The trouble with reading books, David, is that either there's so much like life that it's silly to read them, or they're not enough like life.