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The Beginning of Our Home

Claudia · October 23, 1947 · 14 min · 2,336 words

The transcript of “The Beginning of Our Home”, an episode of Claudia first broadcast October 23, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Claudia free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Your Coca-Cola bottle represents Claudia Claudia based on the original stories by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself Have a Coke And now Claudia You're sure you're going the right way Claudia. Yeah, and you won't tell me where we're going. Nope

How I let you and Vigal me into this mysterious expedition now I'll never know. It was easy mama. I just asked you whether you wanted to come shopping with me. You said yes we got into a bus. Here we are.

That's just it. Last time we did this sort of thing. We ended up by buying a dog. Oh we're not buying anything today so cheer up. We're nearly there too. Where? Where we're going? This conversation is beginning to sound familiar.

From now on I'll find out where we're going before I leave. But you really like no, Mama? No. Then I'll tell you. See, it all started when David brought home a doorknob last night. A doorknob.

It was very attentive of him. You prefer a doorknob to candy or flowers, he said? Oh, it wasn't for me. It was for a house he and Roger are building in Connecticut, early American. I'm sure it's very nice, but I don't get the connection.

You see, David wanted to be completely authentic about it in every detail. And he knows this place where they have all sorts of old things. and he found just the right door knob right there.

Oh, an antiques shop. Well, David calls it a junk shop. And that's where we're going now. I'm sorry I asked because now I know. Haven't you got enough stuff in the furnished apartment as it is?

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