A Ride Uptown

Your Coca-Cola bottle represents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke and now Claudia I'm complaining about it, this is gonna help.

Sit back and relax. Now that David is waiting on the corner of Madison Avenue in 49, we're at a meet him at five o'clock. Five o'clock now. Here we are. Stock it. Thirty nights to sit down.

We're ten blocks. We'll never get there. We'll get there. Just sit back. Oh, this is driving me crazy. We took a taxi so we wouldn't be late and look what happened. We haven't moved for the last five minutes.

It's a very rush hour. Well, if everybody else is rushing, why aren't we going fast? He thought he was sitting back. Oh, David will disown me. If there's anything he hates, he can't wait. That's not David. That's men.

Well, then, man is always accusing me of not getting paces on time. Justice once, when I laud us plenty of time, look what happens. We'll extend it to David. He won't eat you. That'll be even worse.

Driver, please, what's the matter here? What's the matter, Miss? Well, I'm dead, that was the matter. Apophic is all jammed up with the intersection. The car's going in, it ain't turning off the avenue. You know what I mean?

And the car's going south, can't get across the street. The car's going north, I just plain stuck. With it, why don't you get off the job and you get on the Madison? Miss, if I could budge, I'd get off this street completely, driving during rush hours, ain't no pastime for a married man.