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The Broken Mandarin

Claudia · November 5, 1947 · 14 min · 2,245 words

The transcript of “The Broken Mandarin”, an episode of Claudia first broadcast November 5, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Claudia free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Your Coca-Cola bottle represents Claudia Claudia based on the original stories by Rose Franken brought to you transcribe the Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke and now Claudia Yeah, but I feel a little guilty

Definitely bad I'm walking with my wife. That's why I still good reason ask any man on the street Hey, where we go the park all right. We'll cross over on 60th Street Oh, I wouldn't cross over on any other Save your partner be nice and clean when we get back breath is thorough cleaning and making stew for supper was

It doesn't you mean I'm sorry excuse me. Watch out. Where you going? I? Was watching something else Oh David is a little Chinese person sort of like the one Roger gave us last night You can not store one in here.

But it's not near as fine. Well, even I can tell that. You really like Roger's present, doesn't it? I love it. I wouldn't part with it for the world. He started like an old member of our family.

About 950 years older than we'll ever be. Especially if you don't watch out for that car. Hey, be careful, Claudia, will you? Why should I be the lights with us? You want that printed on your headstone?

Well, why doesn't that driver get a ticket? He could have killed you. Me? You're the one that we almost walked into. Oh, you're closer to him than I was? Well, I'm tougher. Don't depend on it.

Say, let's go into the park here, David. All right. David, what do you think the zoo is right over there? No, you don't say. Didn't you know? I never guess. Oh, David, how wonderful. You're the same way about zoos I am.

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