Visiting Hartley

Your Coca-Cola bottler present Claudia Claudia based on the play and novels by Rose Franken brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday By your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke and now Claudia I'm do you think it would be best for me to go and visit Hartley David?

No, I should think any old time. This morning or this afternoon? Either one. Oh, you are no help. I'll think. If you were Hartley and you were sick and bed with gallbladder, what time would you like to see me most?

Mmm. All the time. Did it? Mmm. So that's you, not Hartley you're talking about? No, that's his law. Uh, toss me the matches, would you darling? Where are they? Right behind the marmalade. Oh, yes.

Here. Thanks. Do other men have as much trouble keeping their pipes and mattes together? Do other wives ask as men if you still have questions? What's silly about that? It's true. David, I was asking you what time you thought I should go to visit Hartley?

Oh, I thought you were asking me about the other men in their other matches. Oh, be serious. If Julia were sick and you were going to visit her, what time would you go? Uh, I wouldn't.

You wouldn't your own sister-in-law? No, I wouldn't. Well, all I can say is I'm glad I'm not your sister-in-law. Yes, I'm glad too, for many reasons. You mean you wouldn't want to be related to me?

I should say not. Well, that's a fine thing to tell me after we've gotten married and everything. You bet it is. It is? David, is being married being related? by choice it's quite a different thing but is it being related who actually know you know perfectly well it being related means being blood relative