Mr Tucker Helps Out

Your Coca-Cola bottler presents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a cope and now Claudia East book Tanner for Four, Seven, Two.

You please give me Mr. David Naughton. He's room fourteen. Doodle doodle doodle doodle. Northons residence. Northons residence? I would like to speak to Mr. David Naughton. One moment please. I'll see it is here. He'd better be or I'll tell the doctor on him.

He is not under the bed, ma'am. Well look in the bed. Oh yes, there. He can be the bed on his back. Who should I say as calling man? Just tell him it's his wife, please.

His wife? Not again? Yes, again. One moment, please. I'll see if he wishes to speak to you again. Dolly, well better with speak to me. Well, plenty of old things. Puff puff, it's like you.

David, now stop the nonsense. Talk to me like a decent human being. What's so decent about being a human being? Oh, you don't. I think your concussion is more serious than Dr. Barry thinks. I think it's affected your brain.

Where do you think my concussion was? Then you're feeling better? Who says I'm feeling better? Your butler says... Oh, him. What does he know about me? Darling, please. R-U-R-R, you're not feeling better. What's it to you?

Everything. Then, yes, I suppose I am feeling better. You didn't even have to tell me I knew... Then why did you ask? Because I like to hear you say it. That's so terrible. It's weak-minded.