Driving Downtown

Your Coca-Cola bottle represents Claudia Claudia based on the original stories by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself Have a cold and now Claudia What are you going to do today darling? Well, I was going downtown with mama to get to my linens monogram

Why no special reason just wanted to keep tabs on it will be in your neighborhood Say mom has never seen your office. How did we stop you? Let's let alone sure make it about five I'll go home with you wonderful. You'll be finished so early. Oh darling. I'm so happy about everything. So am I

Boy you're the mail under the door. Wait a minute But you always feel there might be a vehicle bureau Oh, darling is my driver's license? David don't sit there like a dummy say something. I wish I was dead.

A minute ago you were gurgling all over the place that I'm glad you are. That was before you got your driver's license. I don't think that's all funny. You need to do I. I never felt less funny in my life.

I bet all the time you were hoping I wouldn't get it. Darling, I wasn't hoping. I was praying. You still think I can't drive. I know you can't drive. Then how did I pass my test?

Because first you hypnotized the poor cop who took you out. And then you scared him to death, and then you talked his ear off. And he let you pass to get rid of you. That is unjust and unfair, David.

I thought you'd be proud of me. Oh, I am darling. So proud of you that I'd like to take that license right now, frame it in goal and hang it on the wall. No, I couldn't use it.