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Jeff Has a Hard First Day on the Farm

Claudia · June 8, 1948 · 14 min · 2,612 words

The transcript of “Jeff Has a Hard First Day on the Farm”, an episode of Claudia first broadcast June 8, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Claudia free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Your Coca-Cola bottle presents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke and now Claudia Morning good morning, Mrs. Brown why your coffee smells perfectly wonderful. Thank you so very much

Mrs. Norton for those few kind words. Oh David will be down in a minute. I'll set the table. That's all set. Where I don't see. In the dining room. And since when do we eat breakfast in the dining room on Gertrude's day off? What's the matter? Is it in the kitchen good enough

for you? I thought with Jeffrey being here to be so crowded. He's such a big tall fellow. Yes, children do seem to grow bigger these days than they used to, don't they? Oh here let me squeeze the orange juice. 16 isn't a child exactly? I know what you mean. I've I've noticed it myself. No pits, if you don't mind, in the orange juice.

You see too much. You think our child will? Will what? Be tall. I'd love to have a tall son. You'll take what you get, tall or short, and you'll like it. After all, David isn't a giant, and neither are you.

David is six feet. But just an ordinary, nice six foot. You wouldn't single him out in a crowd. I hope you mean that as a compliment. I do. But Roger isn't as tall as David, and look at Jeffrey.

Isn't Mrs. Killian Tor? No, I remember that Jeff's mother. I had the least idea what she's like. Funny, isn't it? I mean with David and Roger Partners, who never met his wife. Yes, you think she'd have a dinner or something?

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