Stolen Car

Your Coca-Cola bottle presents Claudia Claudia based on the original stories by Rose Franken brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday By your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself Have a coke And now Claudia Hey, how'd you get to be so late so early?

I can't remember our being early for anything since the day we were married. What time is it? Oh, just about midnight. What are you stopping for? A red light. Oh. Don't you ever stop for red lights?

Of course I do. You know, I like the city at night. I feel as if we owned it. So quiet and empty. Can I drive David? I'm not a bit sleepy and you are yawning again.

I'm not that sleepy. Although I want to sleep between sheets, not wrapped up in a sheet. Just when are you going to admit that I can drive and beautifully? Oh, you do it beautifully, all right. Very graceful.

Spontaneous. But you don't do it well. And this is a perfect time for me to practice when there aren't any other cars around. You haven't got your license. Yes, I have it's in that little compartment there with the registration.

Now, some other time, we're almost home. Why are you stopping now? A red light. Did they go on all night? They never close an eye. I could go without closing mine tonight. Say David, did that kitten look better to you today?

About the same. Maybe he'll get better, seeing as he's not getting worse. Maybe. Oh, David, we are almost home with all the stars out too. Cheer up. First we have to go to the garage and leave the car.