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Delilah Comes Through

Claudia · February 11, 1948 · 14 min · 2,279 words

The transcript of “Delilah Comes Through”, an episode of Claudia first broadcast February 11, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Claudia free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Your Coca-Cola bottle represents Claudia Claudia based on the play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed one day through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a coke and now Claudia Sandwich will be 50 cent yet, man

Do you think they have a big number of sick people in Connecticut, David? So many drug stores, you mean? I counted twelve in Bridgeport before we found this one. I'm sure we're in the one Delilah Tucker meant.

It's right across the streets from the courthouse. Besides of which, it has the right name. Oh, you can't go by names in Connecticut. I'm beginning to find that out already. Everything has the same name, you mean?

There's an Eastbrook and a Northeastbrook. Then there's the southeast brook and the middle east brook and the east brook center. Aren't we lucky there isn't a west east brook? That would be awfully confusing for the poor brook.

I wouldn't know which end was up. This is Darlin's pharmacy. But I saw another Darlin's pharmacy on the street we crossed before we crossed the one that turned into that one. I saw that one too.

That was C.E. Darlins and this is E.K. Darlins. Related I wonder. Probably if you went back to 1765 Probably hadn't been speaking to each other since 1865. I'd be afraid to ask And never expected to hear from Delilah Tucker today. Did you I suppose she's just as tired as I am of the way

You man have made this whole thing so complicated mixed up so that nobody's doing what they want to The Tucker's want to sell the house and we want to buy it But instead we're all mixed up with deeds and mortgages and claims and this, that and the other.

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