Frozen Pipes

Your Coca-Cola bottle represents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke and now Claudia David I don't think I can get up this morning. Yeah, aren't you feeling all right feeling fine, but it's freezing out

Put on your slippers. Oh, don't worry. I stick to the floor and my bare feet. Mm. Out. Oh. Oh. It was gloomy like a knife. I'll close the window. Why'd we open it in the first place?

Fresh air. Oh, fresh air, balder dash. I know it's going to be as cold as this. Ooh, life on a farm certainly is rugged. Ooh. Damn it. I'm going to just brush my teeth and it's all yours.

You know what amazes me is there can be hot water on a day like this. That's because we have such a wonderful heating system. Are you going to be in love with this house all your life?

First in my heart. You love it more than you do me? Well, it's less trouble. Well, maybe less trouble, but there's some trouble with the water. It's just trickling. You turn the spigot more. I turn the spigot more.

You turn it more. David, you don't think the well is gone dry. The well has not gone dry. How do you know there's no water? That well is good for 12 gallons a minute. Mm.

That right, it probably got exhausted. Scotty maybe be better if you'd only get six gallons a minute it lasts longer. That well came from natural springs. Natural springs don't run dry overnight. Oh I see.