Life with Major

Your Coca-Cola bottle represents Claudia Claudia based on the original stories by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself Have a coke And now Claudia Coming I'm coming That's a good major

She's all right, make you go on. Go on. Now go on back to sleep again. I'm coming. Stop ringing. Oh, get out of my way, you chair. Mom, I thought you were David. Why'd you bring your bell? You woke the dog up.

This is a fine welcome. Where is that monster? Don't let him jump on me, please. And why should David come home at four o'clock in the afternoon? He did he one question at a time.

It's contagious. Come on in, but quietly, please. I am not in the habit of stamping. What is all this? Now I know. Claudia has a dog turned vicious. He didn't bite you, did he? Don't be silly, Molly.

He doesn't have to bite. Oh, yes, dude. Barf, and yes, scares people to death. Mother, come in now. I want to tell you what happened yesterday when I brought him home. Well, you know the revolving door downstairs.

Well, it was revolving today. I mean, yesterday it was revolving. You know, it wasn't flat open like it sometimes is. No. Well, we got in all right. And then just as we started to go forward, the door hit him for the light.

I got the picture. He didn't like it. That is an understatement, Mrs. Brown. I hate to brag about my own dog, but his reactions were not normal. What do you mean? Instead of jumping forward, so we could have been in the lobby.