Mrs Clark's Ruby

The office of the police commissioner of Midland City. The maternal marauder, alias Mildred Harper, mother of the winged warrior, makes an important call. This is the commissioner's office. Good morning, Miss Helpinger. This is Mildred Harper.

It's hell finger and good morning to you, maternal marauder. I would like to speak to the commissioner, please. All right. The maternal marauder is on the line. The what? The masked mother. The masked mother. The Wayne Warriors mommy. Oh yes, put her on please.

Alright. Hello. Good morning master mommy. Good morning commissioner Norton. And why not make it Mildred? If you insist? Yes. I do like Norton better. Commissioner. Yes I am. I would like to ask you something about my son, the Wayne Warrior.

the wing warrior yes I don't know who he is but I do know this just how is he doing commissioner how is who doing what way my son the wing warrior oh wonderful just wonderful he is Mr. wonderful well then in that case I'd like to talk to you about money wonderful but not great great is much better than

wonderful and that good he isn't but he is all that you expected in a crime fighter let me say this he is isn't he let me say let me say Commissioner How much? $1.25. $75.

Aren't you going the wrong way? No. $0.50 an hour. $0.25 an hour. What are you talking about? $0.10. The salary. We're paying the wing warrior. Technical. You're not paying the wing warrior salary. A penny.

I'm not. No. The wing warrior is paying you. He is? Yes, he is. Me as commissioner. Miss. Helping her make a note that I've just negotiated for the wing warrior to pay us a penny an hour.