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The transcript of “Choker, Part 1”, an episode of Chickenman. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Chickenman free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Well, in our last exciting episode, the wonderful White-winged warrior discovered that he couldn't remember that he was the wonderful White-winged warrior. This was because he had fallen on his head after leaping without his wings from the 14th floor of Midland City Hall.
And was he hurt in the selfing arm? Very severely. Shocks, he was a good mayor. Yes, they say he never knew what hit him. And what did the winged warrior? He's what hit him. Yes, well.
And I think he's lost his memory. The mayor. The winged warrior. What happened to him? anything. He thinks he's a chicken. What did you say? I said he doesn't remember anything. Well, tell him he's a mayor. Commissioner. No, I'm mayor. I'm the commissioner.
Hold it. Yes. What do we do about the winged warrior? Now where's he now? He's crouching under the closed tree in my office. What force is he doing left? He's trying to lay an egg, I think. Perhaps we should attempt to restore his memory, Miss Helpinger. How do we do that? We'll try word association. Okay. Let us crouch
down here about the closed tree. Right. And we'll introduce ourselves. Hello there. Hello, I am the commissioner. I'm Miss Hellfinger. I'm trying to lay an egg. Yes Well, we'd like to play a little game with you. Could you make it some other time?
We're going to mention words to you and you give us another word the first one that comes into your mind. Okay crime Rampant very good Fantastic foul wonderful cave Strawberries strawberries cereal cereal breakfast breakfast eggs now if you don't mind up yet work to do commissioner I think doing it this way is gonna be rough.
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