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Choker, Part 3

Song · Chickenman · 2 min · 446 words

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You're leaped out of the police commissioner's office window without his wing. Aah! Help! Two things happened as a result of this. As the winged warrior was sadly leaving the building, he struck the mayor of Midland City.

Who at the time was happily entering the building. Two the mayor who suffered a head injury was laid up in a hospital bed. Three the winged warrior who suffered a lapse of memory tried to lay an egg.

One big white egg and is it ever going to be neat? Well, three days have elapsed since this double tragedy took place. And two things have happened. One, the mayor has progressed very nicely. And will probably be discharged today.

Four. Three. A three, the winged warrior also has progressed very nicely. I don't think I will, I won big white egg. Wonderful, nice. Nice, great. I think I'll make it a dozen big white eggs.

Yeah, wonderful. Not good at all, not nice. Well, the commissioner at his secretary immediately began an intensive effort to restore the winged warrior's memory. Repeat after me, I am not a chicken. I am not a chicken.

I am a fantastic crime fighter. I am a fant- not you. Oh, not you. Who? I think she means me. Who? I am a fantastic crime fighter. I can't lay a dozen eggs. Who can't lay a dozen eggs?

I can't even lay one egg. Now, that's going too far. Commissioner. Yes, I am. I think this calls for a crash effort. When I get his arms, you have his legs. I mean, heck, I'm entitled to my opinion.

One. I mean, there's two sides to every story. Two. Why don't we three have a meeting and vote on it? Three. Want to make that two again? Two. I'll write down all the reasons I think I'm right.

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