The Conquest Of The Master Constipator

M&J Audio Theater presents the conquest of the Master Constitator. Greetings and welcome to the Federation Network as its correspondent Zotek covering the annual Master Constitator Address to the Galaxy of Constitation. As we have come to expect throughout the years, fear and intimidation are expected to be the main topics.

Sources close to the Federation Network have stated the Master Constitator has been unusually worked up over these past few days over the oh here comes the master now he's approaching the podium listen the master has spoken he now leaves the podium probably to tend to the day's

business at home the master did make very clear that his brain over the The galaxy of constipation is indeed ominous and fear-provoking. This has been correspondent Zotek for the Federation Network. Now back to our regular program.

Until our troops are increased, we are a vulnerable galaxy. Yes. I say, briefing the master constubator on such information could lead to genocide. Silence! You know the law. The master is to be informed of every bit of information available to us.

This includes everything from the disposal of a tomatoine slug to the possibility of our sun going supernova. Yes, but you know how volatile the Master's temper is. If the Master knew this, his actions could lead to the utter destruction of the galaxy of constipation.

We must use discretion. Yes, your view has been duly noted. Now shut up the Master approaches. Really quaking with fear today. I think a few of them even died in fright. Well, greetings slowly cabinet members.

Shall we get down to business? Yes, ma'am. And there's quivering even in this room. You all cower at the mere presence of the old mighty master Mr. constipator, don't you? Yes, Mr. Nesbass. I thought so.